If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.
WE NEED TO SAVE THE BEES VIV! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE FUCKING BEES!
WE DO WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM ALL ALL OUR TINY BUZZY FRIENDS
WHEN I FINALLY GET MY OWN PLACE I AM PLANTING A GARDEN AND THERE WILL BE WATER! WATER FOR THE BEES! FOOD AND WATER FOR THE BEES!
SAVE THE FUCKING BEES!
WE’LL BUILD LITTLE HOMES FOR TRAVELING BEES AND THEY WILL BE SAFE AND WAAAARM
chocolate-and-creamcake reblogged your post and added:
ILL EAT YOUR KETCHUPPED FRIES VIV. I WILL. WE’LL…
TEA LOVES ME SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
beeeinyourbonnet said: TEN POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW FOR THEFT. OF MY HEART.
I ONLY TOOK WHAT WAS FREELY GIVEN
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
SHIT SON WE’RE JUST TRYING TO SHARE BECAUSE SHARING IS CARING MAYBE YOU DON’T DESERVE OUR FRIES EVER THINK ABOUT THAT YEAH MAYBE YOU CAN JUST GO BE ALONE WITH YOUR SAD FRIES AND WE’LL DEVOUR OUR TRIUMPH FRIES LIKE THE ENTRAILS OF OUR VANQUISHED ENEMIES
liuet said: *claps for that smooth response*
NOT AS SMOOTH AS YOU. *strokes face*
beeeinyourbonnet said: why have i caused you both panic
BECAUSE THERE IS NO LIFE ON THIS PLANET WITHOUT YOU